Monday, February 3, 2014

Rap Song in Academic Language/Academic Discourse

“Get Low” by Lil Jon in Academic Discourse

Chorus
Multiples of three, my lord she is voluptuous
Praying this dame will bring me pleasure of the flesh for yet another eccentric evening
Achieve lower altitude, Achieve lower altitude, Achieve lower altitude, Achieve lower altitude 
Toward the fenestration, toward the dividers
Until the perspiration descends from my nether regions, urging all these trollops into a prone position
Unto all ejaculate fornicators of child bearers, until all ejaculations descend toward the mezzanine
Unto all ejaculate fornicators of child bearers, until all ejaculations descend toward the mezzanine

Verse 1
My excited female acquaintance, so beautifully hygienic
Can she procreate, this conundrum has been harassing me
In my cranium, this female is beautiful!
I have patronized this social hub a plethora of times
Forthwith may I fondle your the gusset of your undergarments
The owner of this establishment asserts that I must regain my composure
The praetorian begins a fracas with me
This African american is more intoxicated than a deranged individual, terrorize me currently
The female becoming rambunctious at the social hub, I mean to say she is putting on a presentation
I enjoy witnessing the opposite sex gyrating their rear end
Disrobing and proceeding forthwith in the nude
My place of residence, hussy do not dishonor this
Forcefully extrude your nether region this direction
Because the Ying Yang twins are in this locale
Lil Jon and the East side boys amidst my ranks
And we all relish espying posterior and breasts
Currently transfer your buttocks in this heading prostitute
And allow me to visualize you achieving lower altitude if you desire this hooligan
Now extend your gyrations to the dance floor
And if your derriere decides to deceive me
You can maintain your derriere where you stand

Well, that's my attempt at it. Hope it was entertaining...

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